I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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