Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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