how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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