I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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