someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dignity is for republicans.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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