dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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