bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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