If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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