everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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