talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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