I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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