In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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