NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sext me about skeletons
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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