i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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