So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
