Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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