So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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