Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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