This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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