Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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