How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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