Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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