You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You did what with his pubic hair?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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