Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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