We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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