so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
then he tried to convert me to islam
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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