nut hugger
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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