i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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