i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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