All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
we should paint friendship bongs
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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