ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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