On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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