Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
where are my pants?
in the oven.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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