I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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