Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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