Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize