We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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