Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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