Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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