If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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