alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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