I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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