We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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