I think scott just propositioned me for sex
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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