R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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