I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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