suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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