He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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