you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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