He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
my poor anus
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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