She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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