Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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