He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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