Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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