I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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