He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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