if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So squirting runs in the family.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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