I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
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how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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